Pat McGrath up in my face!

Pat McGrath.

PAT MCGRATH!

'Pat McGrath's here to do your wedding day make up...'

Could you imagine!

Pat's work became recognised in the early 1990's with the amazing i-D magazine and can now works with major houses such as Prada, Miu Miu and Dolce and Gabbana. She also is in charge of Max Factor and Cover Girl.

Remember when we talked about Guido Palau?

Pat and Guido have been called 'The Dream Team' because of their collaboration with catwalk shows and photoshoots.

The main fact I love about Pat McGrath is she had no formal training.

Pat just kept playing.

Keep playing.

Julian Assange...

Well, this man has ruffelled some feathers lately, hasn't he! I know many people have many things to say to him, but if I saw him I'd tell him to stop dying his hair!

The regrowth looks awful.

Embrace it.

You could grow a power cut like our dear friend Miranda...

Meryl.

It's on this day. This day of all days. Her fate becomes clear to her.

I remember one morning getting up at dawn... There was such a sense of possibility. You know? That feeling? And I remember thinking to myself 'This is the beginning of happiness! This is where it starts. And, of course, there will always be more!'... It never occurred to me it wasn't the beginning... It was happiness. It was the moment. Right then.

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Another divorce. Splashed across page six. Imagine what they're going to write about me."The dragon-lady. Career obsessed, snow queen... Drives away another Mister Priestly." Rupert Murdoch should cut me a cheque for all the papers I sell for him.

Anyway... I don't really care what anybody writes about me. But... My Girls.
It's just so unfair on the Girls. Another disappointment.

Another let-down.

Another father... figure.

Anyway... The point is...

The point is:...

The point is we really need to figure out where we are going to place Donatella because she's barely speaking t anyone.